Above all.

"..this is Houston calling Zee.. please come in.."

"..Houston, this is Zee.. is there a problem?.."

"..Roger that Zee.. it seems there IS a problem..YOU.."

"...."

Yeah. I have quite a big problem.

My first non-audit, non-work related, non-sensical post.

Sorry about that.

Gotta catch my 40winks first.

Aloha teabreaks

This client I'm currently working on is really fantastic.

All for the simplest reasons:

1. They close at 530pm. 6pm latest. Auditors must go. No two ways about that.

2. I get to choose a beverage to drink when i come in, and again after lunch.

3. Their toilets are REAL CLEAN.

Yeah I know.

You must be thinking, whats so fantastic about these 3 lousy reasons?

I'll tell you this.

You'll never learn to stop just to feel the breeze and smell the air around you until you've been to the Zimbabwes in your life.